Thursday, April 9, 2009

Iowa Redefines Marriage! Dakota Values Redefines Iowa!

Condolences To Those In Iowa Who Support Marriage As A Union Between One Man And One Woman!

The Iowa Supreme Court Took It Upon Themselves This April To "Redefine" "Marriage". Sorry To Remind Them But Marriage Has Been Properly Define as "One Man One Woman" For Five Thousand Years!

Today I Am "Redefining" Iowa! The Top Ten List!

1. From Now On Just Redefine Des Moines... Sioux City!
2. From Now On Just Redefine Ohio The Home State Of John Wayne!
3. From Now On Just Redefine The "Hawkeyes" The "Hawkbeaks"
4. From Now On Just Redefine The "Cyclones" The "Blizzards"!
5. From Now On Just Redefine The "Amana Colonies" The Awomena Colonies".
6. From Now On Just Redefine "WHO" Radio In Des Moines, (Sioux City) as "What".
7. From Now On Just Redefine Governor Chet Culver, As Governor "Non Amendment" Culver!
8. From Now On Just Redefine The Iowa Supreme Court, "The Wannabees"!
9. From Now On Just Redefine Iowa's Neighboring States as... Vermont, Massachusetts, Connecticut!
10. From Now On Just Call Iowa's Marriage Definition As Lame!

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